If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Directed by Mary Bronstein
Starring Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein, Ivy Wolk, Mark Stolzenberg, Manu Narayan, Christian Slater
6.3/10
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Vibes:tearscontemplation
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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
- Original language
- English
- Country
- United States
- Screenplay
- Mary Bronstein
- Cinematography
- Christopher Messina
- Cast
- Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein, Ivy Wolk, Mark Stolzenberg, Manu Narayan, Christian Slater
Updated October 1, 2026
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